standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
the ol’ razzle dazzle
I always reblog posts that say ‘I’m screaming’ because I just picture this tired, caffeine powered blogger just sitting on their bed in a dark room looking at their laptop screen, their face illuminated only by the blue glow, and just screaming at the top of their lungs at the picture
We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet