Anna. 20. Minnesota. Desultory. INFP.
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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via weeird)

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via birdschoolforbirds)

fagology:

BIRDS ARE GREAT

(Source: tootricky, via ladymyfanwy)

swordfucker:

Who hurt you..

swordfucker:

Who hurt you..

(Source: basednigel2222, via birdschoolforbirds)

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

(Source: meowgoesthebear, via peenetration)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via foreveryoungwithdreamsandlove)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via birdschoolforbirds)

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

(via birdschoolforbirds)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

image

(via birdschoolforbirds)

bloxs:

Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.

(via birdschoolforbirds)

(Source: lolgifs.net, via droptopping)

ryandonato:

Ryan Donato, Untitled, (What Is It about August?), 2014.
Oil on canvas. 30” x 40”.

ryandonato:

Ryan Donato, Untitled, (What Is It about August?), 2014.

Oil on canvas. 30” x 40”.

(via darksilenceinsuburbia)